Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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