What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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