i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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