office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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