i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
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My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
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He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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