we made out on top of his cat.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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