I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
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"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
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I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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