My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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