Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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