I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
The ass gains better be worth it
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