Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
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She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
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I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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