is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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