just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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