You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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