I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Everything about him screamed your future.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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