is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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