i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
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Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
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Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
How does it feel to date your dad?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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