I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
