is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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