Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
These tits shall not be calmed
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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