Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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