another moral hangover. fuck.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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