btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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