Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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