Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
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hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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