that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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