walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
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I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
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Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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