He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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