how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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