Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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