Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Still dying that you shit outside
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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