Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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