quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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