I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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