Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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