is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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