What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I want a musical about memes.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Randomize
