Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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