But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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