Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Just puked most of my soul out..
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