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and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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