We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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