wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
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Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
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Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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