just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
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I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
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I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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