Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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