HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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