Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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