i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
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She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
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i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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