well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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