Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
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LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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