Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
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In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
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Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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