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It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
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I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
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I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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