hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
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