OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
she looked like the before picture.
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at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
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You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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