I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Your cock deserves a montage
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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