In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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