so let's talk penis.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
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of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
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Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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