brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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