Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
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Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
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Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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