iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
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Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
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He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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